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APRIL 2017
 
National Poetry Month
   

Another Ink Slick Poetry Session (in progress)

Ink Sessions Index


 
 (Interactive research material for people who have never written a poem
 and maybe shouldn't. The links (to be added) will take you to something
 similar that I DID write. More links on now skids as NaPoMo progresses.)

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 Things you or I may or may not write about this year include:

  
 
  Biblical News 2017:

    Slanting Light has a more personal meaning
    The Laws in the Bible were gross and crude.    
    God is now CEO of the universe with plenty to do.
    Christians took the grossness out of religion. Who wants it back?
    Heathen Sciences on the run
    Global Warming Panic just a case of Global Hiccups
    EPA has nothing to do in this universe
    God does not play multi-verse with creation
   
   
   This Just In:

     Cybernoia declared rampant mental disorder
 
     The Ink is Real, the Droppings are hyperlinked.
     Little seizures on the rise (not pizza)
     Free Vibrainium while supplies last

 
 
 Shows we'd like to see:
   
 
Law & Oil
  Hairless and Climateless
  Adolt bookstore tours
  Adolt Literature for dolts
  The Adolt Literary Scene
  GOINNK, the new subgenre for Dolts

   
  
 Scandalous Shows:
    
    The "Bomb the shit out of " Show
    The Goinnk in the Head Show

 

   
   Warnings and Threats:

     Mobots! Momentum Junkies
     Learn to live without cars
     Build it and no one will come

   
   Documentaries:

  
How I survived my worst best thing
   Around the World without a Clue
   Internet of the Mind
  
  

  
   Fashion:

    Vine Cover w/ Silver Bow
    Vine Covered Chocolate Dress
    The Vine Covered Collection for 2017
    The classic knock-off collection
    Bingewear Couch Lounging Classics
    All the rage closet collection
    The Swampy Swim Collection
    The Hounds Tooth Artisteerical Bentware
    The Saffron Begging Bowl Collection
    Miss Claus Up-To-Something Outfits

  
  Experimental Films:

  Zero Degree Interior Monologue
  My First Baleen Grin
  Buik Lisa (Become the Fox)
  Lisa and her classic Buik Bentwood

 
 
 New National days:

  Carbonic Acid Day
  No Car, No Parking Day
 

 
  Omnimedia Altered Egos & Ids

   likemyboots
   globule   
   movingparts
   humungajunglous
   vixvapocure

  
   Self Help Books:
   
    Thinking Outside the Wormhole
    Low heat (oil drum) cooking off grid
    Keep a Promise or Just Make New Ones?
    You Win the Pool, pump, filter and ladder
    The Stammer Gaffery of the press
     Sub-Genres are real, the cult classic based tales are fake
    
              
    New Slogans:

        Who's your data?
        Stay Home, Watch it on TV

 
 Names For Cruise Ships:

   The Isle of Lesbos
   The HMS Sir Lunch A Lot
   Das Jack Boot 
   The USS Doltanic
   The Last Global Warming Cruise
   Chart the Inky Depths "The SS Ventral"
   USS Herniatic Sea
   The Caesura (no pizza)
   The Miniature Boat Enthusiasts "Ocean Tweeze Yawl"
  
  
   Known Sci-Fi clams
   
    Attack the Geriatrica !
    Thrump
    Twenty-Eight Pages Later
    Deep Space Agents
    The History of Re-invented travel
101 for Doltavians
    ICE: a hyper-jump ban?
    Revolt in Doltavia 2045
    Squirty Rocks from the Moon
    28 executive orders of magnitude later
    The year 6-carboxytetrahydropterin synthase runs out
    Navigating the 0-Point-Module Universe
    The Clam Channel rocks and squirts like a comet!
    A global cooling station ON THE MOON

   
  Eclectic Interest - Future Articles:

  Plants: you don't have to buy. Just pinch and add water. 
  Jade: grows a new plant from a fallen leaf
  Tomatoes gone wild
  Hedge: e pluribus barnum (from one, all you want.)
  Rooting with 81mg chewable aspirin
  Global Rooting on a shelf scale

  Other:
  How the future had no use for Brazilia
  Nerkles: New Werkles in progress
  
           
  Next Year's Resolution of Forces

  Tell Paris to go ahead without us
 
   Watch me work: Art has more twists and turns than a Machiavellian plot.                       

 


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